bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you,
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8
Cock of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty Fuck of the
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is
bloodninja: Don't fuck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer
of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000
Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only
a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of shit.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning
shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr.
Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war
ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was
cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how long I
can keep it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert you that you
are in my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's just part
of the game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They fucking charge
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a Rhinocerus
about to charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my tough
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My horn, like
some phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last thing you
see as skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are now
a bloody red ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard
BritneySpears14: What the fuck, I told you not to message me
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna
report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you fuck
eminemBNJA: Oh shit
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O'
Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a
fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for Papa John's
in my Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the back of
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up Papa
John's and make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza just
dripping with sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is Papa
John's, how may I help you", then they tell you the specials,
and then you would make your order. So that's an X-Large. What
toppings do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house now? Cause
I'm home alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to cook,
and then I'll drive to your house.
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're in the
shower. So I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza
down on your coffee table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as hot as a
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and I'm all wet
and cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and
unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey
cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage
are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing.
I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit
through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the fuck?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of shit
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an shit?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts INVOLVING
vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for me?
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage my
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber waves of
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was thinking
more along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this shitt is HOT.
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your love. My
insides turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky
cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the fuck is this madlibs? I'm outta here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my cauliflower, all
over your olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see.
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
bloodninja: look I’m sorry. I’m just a little paranoid
sweet17: of what?
bloodninja: No. I’m in hiding.
bloodninja: Don’t %%%@ing laugh at me!
bloodninja: This !@@@ is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a %%%@ing break
bloodninja: I’m serious.
sweet17: I don’t get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I’m wanted in three states
bloodninja: It’s kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
sweet17: You are %%%@ing sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
bloodninja: so I know you aren’t one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I’m not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: %%%@ you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren’t you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don’t want to send you the picture cause I’m not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren’t
sweet17: IM NOT A %%%@ING COP YOU #*@!!@@@!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What’s your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I’m looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I’ve lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I’m not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn’t you.
bloodninja: I’ll be damned if it ain’t!
sweet17: You don’t look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy….
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go %%%@ yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won’t get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn’t have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You’ve done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn’t hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can’t believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can’t believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: %%%@ YOU!!!
bloodninja: You’d break both of his legs.
sweet17: You’re a %%%@ing wanker!
sweet17: I’ve been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don’t even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I’m sorry.
sweet17: No you aren’t
bloodninja: You’re right. I’m not.
sweet17: I’m done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I’m sorry.
sweet17: I’m putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
bloodninja: I’ll eat your kitty
sweet17: You’ll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I’d eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn’t get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I’d like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I’m not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don’t know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I’m afraid to
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat me out
sweet17: doesn’t that seem strange to you?
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won’t do it if you don’t want me to
sweet17: I didn’t say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
bloodninja: When I start to go limp… you say “HARRRR!!!”
sweet17: You can’t be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It’s my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you’ll do it for me?
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth *!*!.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh …going limp.
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your clit bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I %%%@ harder
bloodninja: going limp
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: …still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your %@#!*!#.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A %%%@ING PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a %%%@ing candy apple…
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: %%%@ YOU #*@!HEAD!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin…
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: …going limp again.
bloodninja: Say it!
Damn gast, je verw8 toch nie dat iedereen ze minuten gaat verspille met t lkese van die crap?
Je hebt t cker geeneens zelf geschreven, moet je wel erop attenderen dat je bepaalde moves niet zomaar kan abusen, zoals de hellsweep van jin, die wordt te vaak gelezen door toppersw. Verder moet je bter letten op je frames
Who did return this kid back on this forums? It ain't getting any better you know..
it's a joke, perhaps you don't know me, so i'll introduce myself
you can call me Sephiroth. i am an arrogant condescending sarcastic ********. i have a very dry and sarcastic sense of humor that occasionally offends people, which i would be more than happy to change if i would get over that whole "not caring very much" thing.
Maybe you shouldn't start too many NON-Tekken related topics on a Tekken forum. Or, maybe grow up and keep your mouth shut. At least it would be more pleasant to read some serious topics, which is why I came here.
The only thing you guys do is trying to play a game and claim to be good at, based on a few laggy matches. It really has nothing to do with the game and you won't progress, well.. I haven't.
You hate my nickname, that's fine. After all mine's not simply drawn from another game
Gepost door andybax75
engels is iig bter dan dat vreselijke nederlands waar ik wkkr van lig
Misschien kan hij beter in 't Engels posten, dan begrijpen wij er ook nog iets van. Maar misschien beter helemaal niet posten, dan hoeven we hem niet te begrijpen